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Idiot Demotivational Poster

HI - I don't want a job.... Ever.

TAGS: loser idiot face tattoo
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Losifer

DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:09 pm
He should take a good look in the mirror before blaming others for his misfortunes.
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:02 pm
Sorry about that, what I meant to say is that they should look themselves in the mirror fist before they start blaming others for thei misfortunes
rerun - May 12, 2012, 7:02 pm

wow DonQ, care to clarify your feelings here?
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 2:14 pm
You guys have this all wrong!!! It`s not his fault he can`tget a job, it`s the jews,hispanics,blacks and orientals fault!!!
rudeboy308 - August 4, 2011, 5:45 pm
In this crummy job market, how can I make myself even less employable? Never get a tattoo where a judge can see it, is what I was told! 5 L's.
tellitlikeitis - August 4, 2011, 7:10 am
This is good, thanks for the funny.


TAGS: don t ask stupid questions kitten idiot dumb
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Nate

TheHornyGoat - November 13, 2015, 2:29 am
Am I going to hell for giving this 5L?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:11 pm
1enferno - December 17, 2009, 6:15 pm
This is funny. It deserves a LOL~
peteyb - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
love it-want this for my office
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
Cuuuuuute kitty, though!
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
When I figur it ou.... shaddup.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am
How come? Why? Where did you hear that? Is that true? What's the deal with that? Ok, how many kittens is that?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:57 pm
That river runneth over...

NARF - it was what pinky said.

TAGS: pinky narf idiot
Rating: 3.07/5
Ernie - September 6, 2008, 4:11 pm
And "Poit" and "Zort" and "Troz" and...I know far too much about this for my own good.


HOMO STUPIDUS - Darwin didn't see that one coming.

HILARIOUS - This is not Retard

TAGS: hilarious air guitar idiot retard cat
Rating: 2.78/5

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Sean - October 27, 2008, 12:54 pm
Well done Dobbo. And tunnel bait (though now annoyingly played out) is kinda like a "ghost net" aka a "drift net": it continues to trap bottom-dwelling fish for months or years to come.
Culos - October 27, 2008, 9:10 am
Hilarious is in the eye of the beholder. Yoda speak however is both retarded and annoying

IDIOT - Can there be ANY doubt in court what the answer will be to: "Can you identify the man who assaulted you?"

TAGS: idiot stupid dumb criminal tattoo
Rating: 4.05/5

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thwolf - November 30, 2010, 8:37 pm
@ IllicoPresto. No, no he did not get a job.
IllicoPresto - November 30, 2010, 7:37 pm
Hey, he shaved off his beard! I wonder if he ever got a job? See # 80584
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:57 am
crap.... right cheek. 3 L chief
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:56 am
He isn't a relative of mine. (left cheek)

INBREEDING - This is why it's a bad idea.

TAGS: idiots fail
Rating: 4.68/5

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INBREEDING - Unless you're trying to create a race of super morons, don't do it.

TAGS: idiots
Rating: 3.32/5

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MalicE - April 14, 2010, 5:18 am
LOL! 5 inbred lions! I am ashamed to admit they come from South Africa...

LEGO ESCHER - Proof that some people have WAY too much time on their hands!

TAGS: fail darwin idiot
Rating: 4.64/5

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twill1962 - October 7, 2012, 3:03 pm
I meant to tag this with "lego escher too much time". How can I change the tags?

IDIOT - my plans you have ruined

STUPIDITY - Some people are only alive, because it is illegal to shoot them.

TAGS: stupidity idiot funny moron chair funny
Rating: 4.76/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:01 pm
But also less humiliating, Pike. I'd make the little twit walk across the school past all the open doors to the classrooms to get to my toolbox, rather than bring the saw to him.
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:50 pm
It would have been so much easier to just to tape his ears down and pull him out.



GANG SIGNS - It's not cerebral palsy...or is it?

TAGS: gang signs idiots thugs wannabe
Rating: 2.94/5

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agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:09 pm
West-side arthritics, yo!


TAGS: lol funny black metal idiot poser
Rating: 2.32/5

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TheTrashHeap - December 5, 2009, 6:06 pm
Tunnel! Gross!
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 5:52 pm
Might not be black and depressive, still pretty bad though.
Claire - December 5, 2009, 5:52 pm
Chris - September 7, 2009, 8:23 am
are you kidding me?


TAGS: idiot test kitd
Rating: 4.39/5

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carebear - March 7, 2012, 7:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)

NASCAR - This is what happens when. One idiot decides to, takes a right turn.

TAGS: crash nascar idiot
Rating: 3.89/5

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Thedewd - August 10, 2017, 1:27 am
NASCAR...Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
Densaku - March 8, 2010, 4:36 pm
CRASHES:.....The only reason why NASCARs are worth watching.

AWESOME - Some people are born with it

LAWS - They exist because sometime, somewhere, some idiot found a brand new way to screw up

TAGS: laws dogs ban idiot
Rating: 4.87/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:23 pm
Pretty sure that's meant to be a "no walking your dog in this park/area" sign, but that red line creates some dangerous ambiguity! :P
jejeloman - November 21, 2011, 9:13 pm
lol that would need more than an idiot to do this...

SUPER GLUE - An IQ test in a tiny tube.

TAGS: idiot super glue
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Losifer

taxiinthesky - August 25, 2011, 8:02 am
5 stuck appendages!
Airman - August 4, 2011, 11:22 am
spacedog - August 3, 2011, 10:47 pm
I'll give you 5 once my fingers aren't stuck together.
Reality Lord - August 3, 2011, 7:59 am


PROOF POSITIVE - Any self-centered, irresponsible idiot can become a parent.

TAGS: texting parent baby idiot funny
Rating: 4.85/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:53 pm
Don't forget, "Dad" is the dolt holding the phone that took this picture. :P
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:19 pm
You could upload the pic to Stupid Humans and/or Societies Mirror

BLUETOOTH IDIOT - No matter how cool you think you are, using that thing brands you an assclown.

TAGS: bt idiot
Rating: 2.67/5

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agdaniele - March 11, 2010, 9:22 pm
I always wondered if I could be an assclown... if I tried hard enough. Turns out I've been one for years!


SOCIAL ACTIVISTS - If you postin' 'bout Kony I feel bad for you son, he snatched 99 kids and your status saved none.

TAGS: kony idiots
Rating: 4.22/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:04 am

1...2....3.....4 - WAIT A MINUTE

TAGS: soccer idiot
Rating: 3.67/5

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Dude 4515 - March 1, 2010, 2:33 pm
OH MY GOD! that's hilarious! 5L!

KUNG-FU PANDA - Is a magical movie.

TAGS: kung fu panda fat idiot drunk air kick
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by James

cali - November 4, 2008, 10:19 pm
haha. the hole... in his crotch. haha :D
brock0lee - August 26, 2008, 2:51 pm

21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN - Do you know the Enemy? Repetitive lyrics and tunes, political catch phrases.They're the enemy. You used to be punk.

TAGS: diddnt we hear this already on american idiot
Rating: 2.37/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:55 pm
To be clear i am a Green Day fan and have been for years but even I think the latest albums are lame and grasping.
TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:53 pm
Green Day like Avril Lavigne is pop punk. Because the media call them punk the mainstream believes it. I believe even Green Day themselves would not describe their music as "punk". They are a rock band through and through. I have spoken.
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:22 pm
they don't care what anyone thinks and if that's not punk, then I've gotta reevaluate my definition Just because they don't conform to the definition of struggling, indie-label punk guys doesn't mean they aren't punk. They're the enemy only if you want it
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:18 pm
In the lyrical words of Billie Joe Armstrong "who the hell are you to tell me what I am and what's my master plan?" and (paraphrased) "I don't write music for grandmas or eight-year olds or fans, I write music for me" They don't care what the haters think

I'M SORRY - It's Cancer.... In your common sense.

IDIOTS - if this picture doesn't show reload the page

TAGS: idiots
Rating: 4.13/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - November 3, 2011, 4:04 pm
it should say "if you want to see how to keep an idiot busy look at the picture. refresh if it isn't showing"

COOL - Nothing says cool like a dumbbell and a gun

TAGS: idiot
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by moo

Bob Cromwell - February 15, 2009, 1:28 am
Which one is the dumbbell???
Fredric T - January 5, 2009, 2:53 pm
Big gun that shoots small loads
tk1549 - January 5, 2009, 10:30 am
not only is there a gun and a dumbbell in this pic...but they guy seems to be holding a cast iron weight of some kind.
IFP - August 19, 2008, 3:37 am
That's a Kel-Tec 2000 carbine, the mag is loaded in this picture (it is located in the handle, as in a semi-automatic handgun). But the guy holding it still looks like a complete loser douchebag
Tony - August 11, 2008, 4:09 pm
have taken the pic...
Tony - August 11, 2008, 4:08 pm
Igga Jigga- Is that seriously all you have to say about the poster? A) there's no clip in the gun B) why the hell would he be holding any king of weight? Just another ignorant ass wearing fake BAPE trying to look hard in his mommy's laundry room. You must
Igga Jigga - August 6, 2008, 1:14 pm
Hey dumbass, that is a freeweight, not a dumbell.

FLORIDA - 60% Mexicans 30% Elderly 20% Idiots who can't count

TAGS: florida idiots mexicans
Rating: 4.53/5

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Jalozyin - September 12, 2011, 4:28 am
Actually, I was going more for a 'voter count' joke. But, meh. :P
lechacal - July 21, 2011, 9:06 am
Cubans, not Mexicans.
Cloudchaser - July 20, 2011, 1:10 am
"I love the shape of Florida. It looks like it's pissing on Cuba" Gallagher
Cloudchaser - July 20, 2011, 1:10 am
"Florida is one big Yankee retirement home" Lewis Grizzard

PEOPLE LIKE THIS - are so dense, light bends around them.

TAGS: stupid retard dumb idiot textfake yahoo answers
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by Cam

aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:19 am
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them... [x2]
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:25 pm
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them...
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:59 am
Look what Cam found online!!!


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird fucked random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Smurf

Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.

IDIOTS - If this offended you, then I'm afraid i've got bad news...

TAGS: idiots
Rating: 1.9/5
aPauling - September 10, 2008, 8:52 am
What does it say?

SCIENTOLOGISTS - We're not crazy..... the aliens told us so.


TAGS: just get me down you idiot i mean hey uhm little help
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Sean

Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:04 am
Not to my knowledge, as my grandpa's quite dead. Ron may have known him, though...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:03 am
RON's yer grampa?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:50 am
Well, as my grandpa used to say: "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night. SET a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 2:48 am
And what about the flame thrower?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:46 am
Sean, it's JUST a chainsaw! I left the rocket launcher in the trunk, I promise!
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:45 am
Thanks, spacedog, and keep Zed the hell away from me.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 2:43 am
Excellent Sean, 5Ls
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 2:37 am
zed: Solution man.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Okay, lemmee gas up the chainsaw...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Thanks, but I guess I'm just tired of people asking me that question. Just get me the hell down from here/there/this/these/whatever.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 2:31 am
On the money as usual, Sean. 5.

LEASHES - Now available in innocent-looking child backpacks.

TAGS: leash fail idiot bad parenting
Rating: 4.37/5

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Cubbybear - July 25, 2010, 10:16 pm
Mom needs a slap
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:50 pm
*hard to imagine
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:50 pm
I foresee an awkward mother-son intervention looming. Of course it's hard any non-awkward mother-son such things. Hard, but not impossible.
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 9:41 pm
We've strayed past a few indecent innuendos there, too.
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:38 pm
*snickers* And what does it mean when your mother is actually holding that "monkey" by the tail? I think we've strayed way past ritalin on this one.
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 9:27 pm
Too soon in life to have a monkey on your back.

TRANSPORT FAIL - Just need Your MaMa to sit on the front bumper, then we gtg!

TAGS: idiot fridge transport
Rating: 4.31/5

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Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:57 pm
Arraigned? THAT gets 5L's! Unless it was unintentional, then it gets 5LOL's!
CloudchaserS - August 27, 2011, 12:44 am
Thankfully, an officer saw that before the guy could get on the road and made sure he arraigned for safer transportation

OVER YOUR HEAD - Where the joke went...

TAGS: idiots
Rating: 2.6/5

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Sean - October 17, 2008, 11:16 am
you're an idiot, brandon.
brandon - October 17, 2008, 8:07 am
Sean - June 16, 2008, 11:30 pm
Hi Cynthia. Check out the comments to "Functional Idiocy" ... and yes you are.


AMERICANS - The only idiots that would willingly live in an area called "Tornado Alley"

TAGS: tornado americans idiots
Rating: 2.11/5

More motifakes by Boardie

DickDonggler - December 20, 2008, 11:08 am
The Americans who live in "Tornado Alley" at least understand the risks and don't bitch and moan when their house is mowed down, unlike in New Orleans (which is BELOW SEA LEVEL) where just about everyone acted like it was a big fucking surprise.
Johnny - October 25, 2008, 7:22 pm
Now I agree with you there. Only Americans would move right back to the same area "again" and wait for it to happen "again". This is a get out of here free card on the Fed or insurance or whatever means you got.
Anonymous - October 23, 2008, 9:23 pm
And yet, they'll be done rebuilding their town before New Orleans, and New Orleans had a 2 year head start.
Johnny - October 1, 2008, 12:05 pm
I think you guys missed the point here. There is an area called Tornado Alley. There isn't a place in Africa called AIDS or a place in India called Diseases.
d - July 19, 2008, 11:51 pm
your reading too many books, theres no ring of fire except down your pants mate
God - June 27, 2008, 9:09 pm
Africans see AIDS and war all over the place. I'd GTFO of there if I were them.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:40 pm
And what are those idiots in India thinking, what with all the diseases? They should move, too.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:39 pm
Yeah...and New Zealanders are the only ones dumb enough to live in the Ring of Fire.

TEXAS - Where the men are retards and the cows are very, very scared. Yup, weer that special! Hyuck!

GROUP THINK - Overcoming reason since the dawn of civilization.

SUPERMAN - The 'S' isn't for smart!

TAGS: superman shakespeare idiot batman actors embarrassing
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:45 pm
I'm watching IP addys... only seems to be a few.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
I had picked up on it a little bit, but I didn't realize it was a pandemic.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
Only a few... you notice them when number of votes are relatively low. I figure it's some jaded seedlings... although I've seen some poster-less timmys lurking lately, too.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:41 pm
Have been for days now, Haar... haven't noticed? There's a few behind tyhe scenes 1L-ing most everything.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Another diamond. Were the timmies out in force today?
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:44 pm
LMFAO! 5 S's

ALSO - Forgot the 'E.'

TAGS: tattoo tattoos idiot moron
Rating: 1.8/5

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Robert H - December 17, 2008, 7:50 pm
Thats actually a W in old english. It gets commonly mistaken for a M.
Sean - July 10, 2008, 2:24 pm
Hey M.W.L.F. do you guys happen to have any hitmen on retainer. I suspect that Brian will happily chip in on this one.

IDIOT - Now thats an idiot

TAGS: idiot gansta wigger now thats an a random motifake fail
Rating: 1.5/5

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LogicDude - November 21, 2008, 9:47 am
TUNNEL. Now that's a tunnel.


TAGS: 4may kentstate nationalguard protest idiotstudents
Rating: 4.25/5

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MPsniper - May 4, 2011, 6:20 pm
;-) thanks
alldayfighter - May 4, 2011, 2:35 pm
may the 4th be with you
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 1:04 pm
very poor taste...love it! lol

SUPERSTITIOUS NUT-JOBS - They call un-believers crazy. If this is their definition of sane, I'll be perfectly content with crazy...

TAGS: religious idiots
Rating: 2.94/5

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Derek - June 13, 2010, 5:30 pm
I suspect the hints at the bottom are about more than just colour.

A SUPER HERO - You're doing it wrong.



BE PATIENT WITH IDIOTS - It is not easy to comprehend That one does not comprehend

TAGS: idiots patience
Rating: 4.22/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 4:28 pm
I'm sorry, I tried being patient with idiots, I've tried, really I have. And it only ends with me shouting, and the wife saying, "Stop yelling at them; stop pelting them with rocks; they're only humans!" Then I start wishing I never came to this planet.
TheSanityInspector - May 31, 2012, 7:47 pm
EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 3:56 pm
Maybe he's clever, and desiring solitude, put those signs there.
rerun - May 8, 2012, 7:16 pm

pretty deep thought, accurate as hell


TAGS: idiots comedians humor jokes fail
Rating: 3.95/5

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thesunshinesing - September 28, 2012, 4:43 pm
be nice :)
NotJustAWittyFace - January 16, 2012, 8:59 pm
i always hated this comedian
rodangol - January 16, 2012, 5:29 pm
I barely recognized him, must be early career. Good work
maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 3:47 pm
Thanks Mao .
djrcreative - January 16, 2012, 3:37 pm
Dane Cook. In the least flattering photograph I could find of him. ;)
maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 2:47 pm
Who Is He ?

THIS IS GOING TO END WELL... - Lets just hope the trainers got a good lawyer.

TAGS: dumb stupid idiot
Rating: 3.33/5

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agdaniele - January 31, 2011, 12:58 pm
For God's sake, keep the camera rolling!

BOY SCOUT - Kid dressed like an idiot, led by an idiot, who's dressed like a kid.

ALEX - He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer

REGRET - It's written all over your face.

TAGS: regret idiot tattoo face
Rating: 2/5

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rerun - January 3, 2010, 11:04 am

he still has some canvas around his neck....rope tat maybe?

FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF - Kill an abusive idiot a day.

TAGS: kill abusive idiot penguin self
Rating: 4.5/5

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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:30 am
there's a penguin is the picture ? man !
mariand - January 27, 2012, 12:56 am
the resemblance with a penguin is irrelevant...lol

A DOUCHE - The correct answer to: What is a guy with a maori tattoo who is clearly not a maori

TAGS: new zealand white guys idiot
Rating: 4.47/5

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caveman - July 4, 2011, 8:59 am
Well i did post it on there, but it was a couple hours after this particular one
440wakeup - July 4, 2011, 6:47 am
It automatically posted there, I was checking on my douche uploads and this was th frontpage, i saw it on that site first.
caveman - July 3, 2011, 11:23 am
Oh yeah, guess i didn't even realise
rerun - July 3, 2011, 11:09 am

you could post the pic to another site as well.


TAGS: idiot sanity shottyz
Rating: 4.2/5

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mrwhyte - February 4, 2011, 1:50 pm
Now this does actually look kinda cool.. Gonna be retarded when he's 60 but w/e.. His septim ring is a little small tho
forseti - December 19, 2010, 5:52 pm
it's his body, so let him do whatever he wants to do with it. It's attitudes like yours that... ahh, nevermind. We're not at politifake, so I'll spare you. ;)
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 1:04 pm
It's people like this guy that make me think we should be able to lock people up base on terrible life decisions that point to insanity.
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 1:03 pm
It's people like this guy that make me think we should be able to lock people up base on terrible life decisions that point to insanity.

PARENTS - We're not being condescending We're too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY - This guy has been listening to R Kelly way too much

TAGS: r kelly flying idiot bike
Rating: 3.88/5

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MakeCash25com - May 8, 2012, 7:30 pm
Jeez, did he died??? ;)


EPIC FAIL - 5-21-11 came and I've yet to see a single earthquake, much less an apocolypse..

TAGS: idiot fail
Rating: 3.1/5

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GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 8:50 pm
Where was that finger last?
Sean - May 22, 2011, 12:26 am
He's right you know. I believe in bacon.
champ99 - May 22, 2011, 12:19 am
Don't mock religion. Even atheists believe in something. 1epipic fail
dbeatham - May 21, 2011, 10:44 pm
I thought i was rapturing earlyer,but it just turned out to be gas

AMERICANS - Just face it. You're hated globally.

TAGS: americans usa hate nazis yanks idiots spam tunnel
Rating: 2.46/5

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You know what - August 18, 2009, 7:12 am
you know what. If america is the new nazis. The rest of you motherfuckers better start getting in those ovens pretty damn quick. We want to make the title legit after all. Europe we will start with you line up please.
RnR - August 16, 2008, 6:34 am
Nevertheless, you're all guilty, by letting a minority vote getting the top cheese in power.
not american - August 15, 2008, 8:36 pm
amd the united states government are too stupid to realise that the taliban do not represent afghanistan. or have anything to do with iraq. but whacha gonna do?!
American - August 15, 2008, 6:56 pm
Yeah. Because people are too stupid to realize that one American doesn't represent the whole country.

OWNED - Driver: What the hell? Firefighter: that's what i was thinking when i busted that bastards window out Driver: ..................

TAGS: idiot
Rating: 4.7/5

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dslohand - May 11, 2012, 10:24 pm
Lol i just love it I'd love to see the drivers face when he returns
vin2732 - February 19, 2012, 2:08 pm
I know i am a firefighter in NC i herd this story about a buddy doing this so i made this.
CloudchaserS - February 18, 2012, 1:03 am
Believe it or not, that's legal. The law in most places says that firefighters can do whatever damage is needed to fight a fire.

DROPPING THE BALL - is one way of putting it that you're not up to the task.


TAGS: why do idiots tend to have strong necks
Rating: 4.08/5

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rondollins1 - October 2, 2011, 4:42 am
I work as a Senior Lead Support for a popular cellphone company and I'd have to say that patience can be tempered...5 unbroken pencils.
Sean - May 6, 2010, 11:44 pm
Thanks, Sparrowgirl. I happen to love sparrows ... and girls ... but differently. Sorry. That came out awkward like. If only there was some way to delete a comment after you typed it but before you post it. Ah well ....
Sparrowgirl - May 2, 2010, 11:15 pm
Excellent! 5L
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 1:10 am
5 Life lessons!

YOUR SON - Wearing this t-shirt is the closest he gets to being a rocket scientist.

THIS YEAR'S DARWIN AWARD - Some are just more obvious than others.


THE BIGGEST SPOILER - He doesn't even exist

TAGS: jesus spoiler god bible idiot
Rating: 2.15/5

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nik - July 6, 2009, 7:01 pm
I wouldn't know. I haven't read the comments to know whose is whose. It's pointless. I'm not gonna change my mind cuz somebody disagrees with me, and I would never expect anybody to change theirs for me. It's good that you all stuck to your guns.
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 6:58 pm
You are correct though, regardless of which of the two side you would fall on.
nik - July 6, 2009, 6:57 pm
BTW I'm not taking sides here, I'm just saying...
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 6:56 pm
Thank you, Nik.
nik - July 6, 2009, 6:53 pm
Neither side is ever going to agree with the other. Beliefs are beliefs. The real trick here, if it must be discussed, is to try to see the other side's reasons for their beliefs. It can be interesting. Otherwise, this isn't going to get anywhere.
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 6:47 pm
You questioned Theists. I am a Theist. If you questioned Americans, do you think you might get some responses from individuals that happen live in America?
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 6:44 pm
oooooh snap!!!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 6:43 pm
I didn't "call you out" I commented on a poster....who's being defensive?
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 6:42 pm
be this kind of uproar?
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 6:41 pm
What I don't understand is why so many people I have never met, nor will ever meet are bothered by what I believe? Someone called me out, so I responded. If I say Texas is the greatest state in the Union and that if you disagree then Oh Well, would there
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 6:38 pm
im sure a lot of things were "changed". Organized religion is still the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on mankind. If we gave up on god maybe we would find faith in one another. we will never know until we try! Religion IS the opiate of the masses.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 6:35 pm
These traits and many other juses like traits were shared by 50 or so gods BEFORE jesus or the bible were ever made up.
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 6:35 pm
Jesus was most likely born Sometime between late May and late June/Early July. It was "changed" to make the Church of Rome more appealing to the Goths and other tribes of northern Europe.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 6:33 pm
es performing miracles. He was born to a virgin on dec 25th. he was crucified, died, and 3 days later was resurrected
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 6:32 pm
so called gods pre-dating jesus who share almost his exact storyline, makes christianity a plagiarism of dozens of religions. Horus was an egyptian god 2000 years before jesus. his birth was signalled by a star in the east. He travelled with twelve dicipl
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 6:29 pm
Christianity according to many experts is the evolution of pagan sun worship. The sun became "the son of god" the constellation virgo became the virgin Mary. It's all very straight forward and obvious when you investigate. Also the stories of so many
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 6:28 pm
clog the comments? Because there are no other unsubstantiated rants on Motifake right?
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 6:28 pm
fair enough
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 6:27 pm
Ok, Show me evidence that proves there is a God. And don't say Miracles, I have enough ammunition.
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 6:26 pm
MO or anyone else may PM me via the forum, and I will be more than happy to share several evidences. I don't think it's right to clog the comments section of a tunnel poster with this kind of discussion.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 6:26 pm
hold on Rome. Too many citizens were converting for the ease of having one god (one offering) instead of many gods (many offerings). Those are historical facts.
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 6:25 pm
I, nor anyone else, regardless of what they say can "prove" anything. It is all evidence (on either side of the argument) and just like a trial, one looks at the evidence from both sides, and makes a decision. My decision is the evidence points to a God.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 6:25 pm
lets see...you can't use the old testament; after passing down for years mouth to ear they got a scribe to commit it to writing. Can't us the old testament; Emperor Constantine gathered letters from leads of the "new one god" faith in order to save his...
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 6:20 pm
Maybe someone could "prove" something in the bible but that in no way proves the existence of god. If there were a god would he allow so much evil to be done in his name? What science or my senses cannot perceive, must not exist.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 6:20 pm
lmao...good one
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 6:18 pm
You are correct, and I appologize. I mean apologize.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 6:17 pm
oh thank god, that would make this too easy.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 6:17 pm
Appologetics is spelled Apologetics I do believe
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 6:15 pm
"P"? I missed something. No I am not a Mormon.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 6:14 pm
that's the christian answer to everything on the internet "no one is making you read this" Grow up.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 6:13 pm
You got too many "P" in there jmac. You from the Mormon branch or the old school branch?
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 6:13 pm
"plato".....er? Jesus taught me to spell. he was absent most days.
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 6:13 pm
mooooooooooooooooooo - no one is keeping you here. I was asked a question by someone else.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 6:12 pm
please don't. just enjoy your dreamworld.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 6:12 pm
Plaot? are you really gonna go there? more published copies of fiction, Is still fiction.
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 6:12 pm
I will post a handful of other evidences if you like, but I don't want to clog up the comments section giving an exhaustive Appologetics lesson.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 6:10 pm
They should "apologetic" to me for making me listen to this drivel.
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 6:09 pm
I doubt the Shroud of Turin is what it is purported to be.
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 6:08 pm
For one, there are more complete copies of ANY of the gospels than there are of the Illiad, the Odessey, or the Dialogues of Plato. No one questions the authenticity of the Dialogues of Plato.
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 6:05 pm
It would take me about 100 posts with the 255 character limit to get started on the evidences, much less show all of them. There is a whole discipline called "Appologetics" dedicated to the scientific support of the Bible.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 6:05 pm
And that Turin nonesense... I mean Jesus!that shroud with those sandals?
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 6:03 pm
I believe there is a God...but it ends there. Read the Dead Sea Scrolls some time...very interesting translations.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 6:01 pm
You tell 'em Nik. gotta keep him in line.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 6:01 pm
Or hung from a cross, Bone.
nik - July 6, 2009, 5:56 pm
Are you logged into the forum MO? That's what you need to do.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:55 pm
um forgot to sign in?
MO - July 6, 2009, 5:55 pm
WTF? Yesterday I was the only one with an avatar...now I'm the only loser without one??? WHY GOD??? What did I do to deserve this cruelty???
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 5:53 pm
ALLLLright, It's all fun and games till somebody gets their eye poked out!
MO - July 6, 2009, 5:52 pm
Yo jamac! You've said twice now that you can give evidence to your beliefs.....care to share? And this isn't being typed in a negative tone btw.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:52 pm
With the rest of us.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:52 pm
Sorry, but you are lesser because you believe. You miss out on all the reason you could have enjoyed..You are weighing yourself down with Religion, Instead of enjoying the few years you have before you rot in the ground.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:51 pm
and boom goes the dynamite!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:50 pm
I would take offense to that too. If I was a gullible moron who believed in Santa Claus.
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 5:49 pm
I never said I was better than you because I believe. My argument is that I am not lesser because I believe, especially when I can give evidences for my belief. I am sorry my comment rubbed you the wrong way.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:47 pm
YOU should. but I never said that!
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 5:47 pm
After all, arguing religion is like loading the ice maker on the Titanic. Pointless and ultimately not going to help anyone.
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 5:46 pm
I take offense to the idea of "religious-types being gullible morons that will believe anything, and thus are no better than someone believing in Santa Claus." Good day to you, sir, and I won't hold any hard feelings toward you.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:40 pm
man was childlike compared to what we are now
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:40 pm
If faith makes you a better person then good on ya! For some people it really does. "the attitude of a bratty teenager that refuses to be told anything." was what set me off though. When I said "childish beliefs" I was obviously referring to a time when
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 5:34 pm
You don't have to explain. My point is, is that I can give you reasons why I believe what I believe. You may not agree with them, or come to the same conclusion, however, that does not mean I am an uniformed fool for coming to the conclusions I have.
MO - July 6, 2009, 5:34 pm
Look at trash...beating down organized religion and little girls!!! TALKIN TRASH!!!!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:31 pm
Sounds like my school... Thank god for marijuana and drunken violence.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:26 pm
Also the devout students saw me and my friends as a lower form of life and they outnumbered us! Luckily they were a bunch of pussies.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:25 pm
In my exp whenever someone tells you to smile, nod, and go along with it! You should question and investigate, kick and scream if need be! If they can't explain their "answers" why should I have to show MY work?
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:22 pm
Its not that they pushed me to believe so much as they looked down on me for not believing. When a teacher tells you not to ask questions and to just accept what is being taught you have to step back and ask why ignorance is better than examination.
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 5:16 pm
That is unfortunate. That happens in every religion, as well as politics. It is a shame that you were "pushed" by anyone. Pushing doesn't seem to have a high success rate.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:10 pm
It's just so sad.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:00 pm
10 years of Catholic school got me there.
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 4:57 pm
And if there is a God, which I obviously believe, do you think God is going to be cool with their reasoning? I don't think so. TTH - the Vatican is indeed a corrupt place. Like I said, believe what you believe because you have come to your own conclusions
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:56 pm
We used to need god to explain away all the things that scared us. why should I believe in a fairytale told by other humans with no more insight than me, when I can look and see for myself that god is a myth supported by false promises.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:54 pm
They are richer than anyone should be while their followers go without. Organized religion is the bane of human existence, its a corrupted system that should have been abandoned as soon as we knew why the sun rises in the morning. Its not god its nature!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:53 pm
Your right Jmac. But how many fewer people would be dead If people couldn't use "God's word" as an excuse to kill?
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:52 pm
This leads to people following blindly and that is the true problem. Belief in god is ok but following a group is a problem. Inevitably the leaders become corrupt and the followers pay the price. The Vatican is one of the most ruthless companies out there
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:50 pm
True they don't need a reason but organized religion is usually the excuse. People should believe what they like but unfortunately most people who would choose religion are followers looking for answers. These people are easily corrupted and influenced.
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 4:43 pm
People don't need a reason to kill other people. Plenty of people in large numbers have been killed for completely secular reason. I have respect for folks that believe what they believe because THEY believe it for themselves. "Drones" are dopes.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:06 pm
in his name.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:05 pm
They are just opinions after all. And regardless of who provided our free will we should still respect each others opinions. My only real problem with Religion is that it continues to be an excuse to ostracize and kill. If there is no god you cant kill
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 3:58 pm
BTW - tunnel = 1
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 3:57 pm
Use science to prove there is no God. I feel it's just as childish to have the attitude of a bratty teenager that refuses to be told anything. But you answer for you, and I answer for me, and ultimately it's best that way. It means you can tolerate anyone
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 3:53 pm
Man used to need god because we had no understanding of science and we were scared little children. We have now progressed to the point that belief in god only ties us to outdated thinking. We must move forward and leave our childish beliefs behind us.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 3:47 pm
Re legion was early man's way to cope with the unknown. Nothing more. I thought mankind as a whole had moved beyond such Archaic ways of thinking.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 3:45 pm
If anything my eyes and ears are wide open. You really believe that there is some higher power watching over you? I mean, Seriously? An Invisible man who created the world and want's you to worship him.....I feel really sorry for you.
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 3:38 pm
there isn't a God.
jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 3:37 pm
One could ask if you realize how infantile you look plugging your ears, closing your eyes, and humming at the idea that there is a diety of any kind. Believe what ever you like, but belittling anyone because they can't prove anymore than you can disprove
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 3:36 pm
Although it does help separate the Dimwits from the intelligent folks. I feel sorry for you.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 3:32 pm
I see where you're coming from. It's just hard to be tolerant of adults who believe in imaginary people in the sky. You must realize how infantile you look to normal people.......Flying Spaghetti Monster FTW!!!!!!!!
another spoiler. - July 6, 2009, 3:22 pm
Intolerant atheists usually hate CHristians.
Hahaha. - August 28, 2008, 2:36 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Pasta prevails.

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CJ - Idioting following be a sheeps. And don't forget tunnel = 1
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Joshy - you will get better with time. don't let a hater bother you
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